ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
