tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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