is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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