i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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