So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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