Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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