okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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