my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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