hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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