this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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