what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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