I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
A+ Viking dick
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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