32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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