so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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