break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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