I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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