Your dad touched me again.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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