Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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