Me. At least after what I've been through.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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