You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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