Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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