"it" just moved
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
he puts the penis in happiness.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Randomize
