If that was your dad, he is hot
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
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