it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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