if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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