we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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