the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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