but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
You're breaking my sexual little heart
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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