she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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