Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
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