I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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