butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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