So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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