That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
The Olympian is in my bed
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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