i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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