When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Drake has all the answers
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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