i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
soo... how was my night?
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