talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
If I had your ass I would rule the world
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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