I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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