I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
third nipple confirmed
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I came so hard my ears popped.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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