Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
this hospital has no fireball
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
ok first of all what the fuck
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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