so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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