Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I want to be your penis for a week.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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