i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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