was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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