can u get pink eye on your cock?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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