well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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