My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
All the doctor said was why
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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