i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
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