If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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